Cass-Cass the Great (hkitsune) wrote in likeomgsex,
Cass-Cass the Great

Well...since the last poster TOLD me to...

This is kind of a stupid regards to sex. Sorry if it wasn't what you were looking for. :p

Okay. So we'd just finished performing, and well, we all went to IHOP. Naturally, there was flirting between everyone, and being the demi-slut that I am, I was flirting with everyone else, too.
Anyway, the guy who I gave a ride TO IHOP wanted a ride HOME. So I'm like, "Hmm. I have an hour to burn, why not?"
So I give him a ride home.
And ON THE WAY THERE, I meantion the fact that I'm bisexual, AND that I'm grounded BECAUSE my parents "found out." Which indeed, was the case. And he's like, "Well, I wouldn't ground you..." and starts feeling me up. Well, it's REALLY hard to drive and get it on, yanno? It's hard enough EATING while trying to drive a stick shift. So I'm like, "Dude, left or right?" And he's like, "Man, go straight. And umm. I could use pr0n right now. You're the next-best thing!" And I'm like, "Duuude, not in my car. It's already stained enough as it is."
So I get to his house, drop him off, and as I drive away he's like, "You'll get naked next time!"
Yay, right?
Not entirely.
But by the time I get to the street again, I realized the seriousness of the situation and it has left me perpetually horny.


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